I'm getting used to this internet lingo! Can someone teach me more? D:

Today, I was battling at the Battle Tower with some dude named Damion. Apparently, he's Palmer's son, and HETALKSJUSTLIKETHISANDHISSPEECHISJUSTLIKEHISFATHER'S

Then he asked why my Salamence is special-attack based. Well, I don't know, kid. Maybe because all my Pokemon are physical-attack based, and it's nice for a change.

...then he asked why it's female.

I said, "Because I hatched it as an egg and it was female. It was strong, so I raised it anyway."

...then he asked me how I gave a Riolu egg to his friend -*Dawn*-  *shing sparkle sparkle*  if my Lucario is male.

Okay, so, I couldn't answer that. I eventually said, "Go find someone else to battle with. Like Marley, or Buck...or Mira...or Cheryl...ANYONE BUT ME."

And he sulked off.

THAT IS SECRET, I TELL YOU.

IdidnotthrowmyLucarioinwithaDittoIswear